NEWS @ 140s.

*GBC NEWS MUSIC THEMES PLAYING*

Lily: Before I start, Frey can you explain why the hell your producer chose to play that theme? It sounds like a music theme to welcome freed slaves...

Lily: Hello mister! With the love of God, would you stop staring at my boobs and let us read the news please?

Frey:*clears throat * Good day Ladies & gentlemen, you're welcome to the first edition of News @ 140s. My name is my name.

Lily: Hmm and I'm Lily but y'all can choose to call me L..

Frey: So to the news! The..

Lily: And you really had to cut me in isn't it?

Frey: I'm sorry, but you were going off the script....Now back to what I was reading,  our dear twitter people are really worried about the falling cedi, you can really see the pain in those tweets. sweet coated with emojis and memes.

Lily: Ah! But hasn't the cedi fallen already?

Frey: Like it’s in love...

Lily: *smh*

Frey: Self-employed economists and analysts claim the rate at which this is going is alarming and that the general public should expect instability of prices this year if nothing is done about the issue..

Lily: ..Like that wasn't the case already...

Frey: Young woman, I want to read the news in peace and stay alive after okay?.....Nobody has actually been able to determine the immediate cause(s). We're hoping the President & his team...Wait! Who are we deceiving here? Next story please.

Lily: Haha! You are crazy!...Well with me here, twitterghana.com and the use of the word pap with the tensions it comes with..

Frey: What does pap even mean?

Lily: Nice/Pretty/Hot/Beautiful etc. You can suit yourself with other similar adjectives.

Frey: So do I pap?

Lily: See who is going off script now?......There have been various banters and even fights about this matter. Recently, there was an incident where a girl went H.A.M in a guy's mentions offensively, cos the guy had the "audacity" to say she doesn't pap

Frey:  Eish! It’s very deep, but my question is, was the guy actually right or wrong?

Lily: Hmm, that, I can’t answer sir.

Frey: *nods* Indirectly, I have my answer, thank you.

Lily:  Ugh!. Anyway, other tweeps stay raising standards on twitter. Saying you are NOT allowed to call someone ugly or share your opinions or comments on sensitive and everyday matters if you're ugly yourself & your dad has less than three cars.

Frey: Oh wow!

Lily: Leaving me to wonder why you haven't even deactivated your account...

Frey:  Excuse me?,...what the hell are you implying?

Lily:  Urm..Ladies & gentlemen,we'll take a brief commercial break and get back at you guys. Stay tuned.

Frey: You're welcome back Ladies & gentlemen, In other not so important news...

Lily: Hey! Every news is important here okay? You really think Im in new shoes and seated here just to waste my time?

Frey: Sorry boo. I take my wo...

Lily: And keep it official crying out loud!,  Address me by my name or Miss.

Frey: Sorry baby, alright. Nice shoes by the way...

Lily: *sigh*  I'm surprised I'll have to read these news with you all the time...

Frey:  Back to the story...The female boss rapper, voice of the feminine world, face and body of barbies worldwide has released a new hot song titled "Looking Ass Niggas" which turns to interest most girls on twitter now. The song carries messages to each & every real nigga out there and specially dedicated to the realest nigga alive, Gucci Mane..

Lily:  Isn't it that guy who types like he's at war with autocorrect?

Frey:  Pretty much..In the song, all sorts of guys are described, ranging from guys who share the same bottle in night clubds to guys who run their mouth everywhere like its a marathon.

Lily:  Gooooo Nickyyy Nickyy!! Call 'em out...Tell 'em!

Frey:  Shhh. The song however, has been taken lightly by most guys but the only problem the guys have is the way twitter girls are kind of "abusing" the lyrics...

Lily:  Salty salty niggas! We take lightly to your football tweets everyday but just this and you guys can't take it? We can't enjoy twitter too..?

Frey:  You win, I'm not ready to have an argument on equality...

Lily:  Talk of football; I have here the story of Bukom Banku & Ayitey Powers who are ready to fight...

Frey:  But urm, how is that related to football?

Lily:  Isn't it all sports?..

Frey:  *sigh* Read on..

Lily:   ...Bukom Banku & Ayitey Powers are ready to box it out in the Accra Sports Stadium on the 26th day of April. The bout promises to be a good one because both have been on each other's throat for months and its Bukom Banku who happens to take his nemesis Ayitey Powers lightly, labelling him a "small boy" and what not’s...

Frey: Now thats something to wait for...

Lily:  Yeah right, I’m even sleepy already, I don’t understand how you guys enjoy sports this much..

Frey:  It’s not our fault shopping & nail filing isn’t a sport. Sorry, but we're not sorry.

Lily: Just read what you have and lets finish this, our viewers have messages to reply and movie series to watch...

Frey:  Well  I think that’s all we have for today then. We hope we were able to deliver as expected of us. Catch us next time right here, have a good day ladies and gentlemen. Reporting live from an undisclosed place, its your boyyyy Frey!

Lily: Really? "It’s your boy" you want to be Wizkid so bad now?..

Frey: No, I’m actually a song away from being greater than he is..

Lily: Again, my name is Lily. Thanks for having us. Nice day.

Frey: What she said........

                                      

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