An hour before 20+ life..

Okay, I was actually seated somewhere in a classroom trying to make my parents proud or what some of you would call learning. Which isn't an easy decision as it may look,but that's another topic for another day...

So apparently in an hour's time as I was/am writing this blog my cellphone definitely would be buzzing with all the best of wishes and whatnot but hey its actually an awesome feeling, you know, someone takes his or her time, types out birthday wishes when other important things could be done like, you know, sending nudes, taking selfies, posting them , or just typing that one liner every girl loves to hear..(wait, if you were thinking I meant "I love you" then sorry, you probably have been living under some rock for far too long you are a bedrock now)

That was just by the way, the question is am I really happy at my current situation( you can answer yourself too) For me, maaannnn I don't really know! I remember telling one of my very favourite person ( hi thurrr!) that sometimes when I realize how young Jaden Smith is and all what he's worth considering the fact that he is even too cocky for his age, I feel a little disappointed, then it dawned on me that the really would be something I would have that not everyone would have, and you know what that is, a BIRTHDAY, and yes I'm petty like that.

From my perspective, the urge and need (maybe synonyms but hey stick to the script young grasshopper) to be very rich AS SOON AS POSSIBLE has been embedded into our brains. Like we really have to buy our way through struggle if not buy happiness, you get my drift don't you? But actually, that's what we have been made to believe, happiness really is paramount to be honest. Of course, money is the topmost catalyst to complete that happiness reaction. (I just had to put that there, please)

Man what the hell!? GET MONEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!


And I can't even start to appreciate every person that has being good to me while I lived this 20 year old life. Most especially, my family and friends, oh wait... that's all of them.

So yeah this 20 year old ship has sailed, 21 welcome aboard.I feel like I should behave more like an adult now.Sucks right?

But really, thanks to everyone and of course the one who makes all this possible, GOD.

Open Letter To The Prez.

Dear Mr. Prez,

How is the lavish lifestyle going for you? Awesome right? Of course, you are probably seated in your cozy couch with your chilled glass of exotic wine and contemplating whether you should buy the latest flashy car or whether you should fix the damned road in that remote community, right? But of course, who are we kidding here, how can you resist owning that new Land Cruiser?  I mean, let's be honest..

It's been a long time coming, but aren't we all tired of condoning all your bullshit?  same excuses? We can understand that it's not easy but can you understand that its clearly not easy for us to see things your way since you are clearly enjoying life, travelling overseas for vacations, taking photos with very popular people and shit.?  Last time, I heard you bought a hotel in Dubai. I don't know how true that is, but well done my nigga...when are you completing the roads you started last year though?
Rather unfortunate that the trust your people had for you has fallen harder than the Cedi did  for the dollar but then again that's good news for you guys in a way right? Considering the fact that you have foreign accounts and shit, it sucks not to be you times like this huh? .

It's not like you haven't done anything. You've actually done A LOT (lol).  I could go ahead and list them ALL (and i mean it) out but hey I wouldn't want to spoil your campaign fun for you, when you are rubbing your sweet coated words to the people in your next term.

Also, I understand that having money and so much power can get into your head and shit, not to mention the frequent "His Excellency" you could get in a day. However, if you actually stand before your mirror don't you see "What the hell am i doing?" face? Because it's written all over in your faces on t.v, especially that very one, yes , that picture of yours in front of the CNN logo.

I want to believe, the authorities at CNN requested you took that picture and it wasn't your decision,please. I mean, you can have a much stronger selfie game, i mean didn't you see Obama at Mandella's funeral? You could learn from that. But all that's unrelated matters

You could be spending your time and money on other productive things and you already know that. Not to mention, priorities. You take a big L in that area.  I am trying not to tell you the problems here, its like microwaving hot food, there is no point. Just get your shit together and we'll be fine.

But then again,...we are at fault for giving you this power aren't we? We had other choices but the majority chose you, have you asked why? Yeah I think you know why.
 You have made it very clear that things are changing fast and you really don’t have a taste for it. It's time we moved on Sir, not all of us are happy watching how terrible your government is in the news. Best way, is you take  a deep breathe and cut corners, make the right decisions, and improvise most importantly. 

Don't make things any more difficult for us, please. We can take things to this extent,but not anymore. Sorry.

                                                                                                       Concerned person. 

Late Nights

Late night, I being that one knight , something might  just not turn out right

I know right, that did rhyme well didn't it?.

Its at late nights, that my spirits decide to come alive, they come around to share a drink or two in my head and give me million ideas that I didn't ask for.
Its during late nights, that all my goals seem crystal clear. Especially after 2 A.M

Like this very night, while my friends and family are probably cruising in dreamland and worrying not about what the new day has for them, I am up late, again for the umpteenth time, absolutely doing NOTHING. Okay maybe, I am listening to music and probably trying to finish the 50+ books I've promised myself to finish before the year ends. Yeah, wish me luck, Ill need all of it.

When you reflect on sleeping for  a bit, from nowhere a part of you resents the idea of you going to sleep because there's something else you could be doing or you just might get lucky. 

Late nights, where snacks turn up in their best. Ever noticed that the slice of bread and nutella tastes so much better after 12 am? Yeah? Even that drink you won't drink during the day tastes so good that you want to save some for later.

Late nights, where you exhibit your ninja traits. You move in silence  like the K in knife, from your room to the hall , to the kitchen and back. You leave the kitchen leaving no fingerprints or evidence that you were even there, in fact you operate so perfectly you wonder why you aren't robbing your next-door neighbor

Late nights, where the urge of scrolling one more time on your twitter, Snapchat , Facebook or some other app created by the devil to keep us awake.

Late nights at school isn't what you'll want but will have to appreciate because hey, those books are not going to walk up to the exam hall and write those papers for you. Somebody has to flip 748900498837590048993 pages before 9 AM. Most often than not, you regret it but you know very well you can't sleep peacefully without that little voice in your head shouting you don't know shit!

Sometimes I wonder how not being awake during late nights be like , but then again late nights probably the best time for "me time". Time where you and your little voices can hold a conference and decide how much more you are gonna fuck your life up or not.

But late nights are the times, all the nicest things in the world happen. So basically, you are winning you sick nocturnal.

RE POST: An Open Letter to the People in Charge

An Open Letter to the People in Charge http://you-monsters-are-people.com/2013/10/10/an-open-letter-to-the-people-in-charge/

FIVE BOOKS YOU MUST READ( IF YOU HAVEN'T YET ) NEXT MONTH.

Hello there. Do you get the urge to read more books but always find yourself doing something else? Do you start a book and find it difficult to always finish? Well, your are not the only person facing such issues. In this modern world, a lot of reading is rather preferred on the internet than with books. The internet is seemingly attractive and we've got to even hand it to twitter, its such a great reading material. 

I decided to write this post to suggest five books you should engage yourself into just incase you've decided to rekindle your book-reading flame. Have a good read!.

Sidenote: If you really want to get the eBooks for the list below, you can reach me on my twitter and with your details, Ill send them to you for free. 

1. Catch-22   

 

This one right here is a classic. One of the funniest books you can get your hand depending on how good your sense of humour is. 

2. Orange is the new black.

You probably have started watching its show already but take my word for it, you'll love this book just as much or even more. This one here is for those of you who love suspense filled with a lot of drama. Well if you're gay too, you'll love the characters. 

3. Secrets of the Alpha Man 

Well this book's cover is self-explanatory. It does look like its just for men, but trust me ladies, you have to like this one too.( Forget the rest of the title lol). And of course, you guys will love this one.

4. Seduction And Snacks

Yeah this is another funny book. You romance lovers will enjoy this one too.

5. By The Rivers Of Babylon

This book is one of the best books I've read recently. Mad thriller and suspense. You'll keep flipping pages and won't put this one down for a while. 

Well that's all for now. Remember, if you want to have the eBooks, you can reach me on my twitter. @Phreyboi. 

Thanks for reading.  Enjoy. 

THE SIX TWITTER COMMANDMENTS

                                       
                               
Hey everybody!. Some of y'all may be wondering how I got to be the Moses and not you but I don't blame you, right now,it sucks to be you.
So as it stands, your constant prayers seeking answers to how to live your twitter life and flourish have been heard finally by Jack Dorsey. (If you don't know who he is, you can quit reading at this point and delete your twitter, because how the hell don't you know the provider of your twitter life? You ungrateful being!)
He chose me amidst you all because let's be serious here, none of you can put your phone down and climb Mt.Sinner (pun maybe intended)  for this tablet (no you idiot, its not like any of your regular gadgets or sex pills).
Lets cut the chase, these are  the commandments you should abide by if you want to have eternal life in Twitven;

1. Thou shall NOT worry about offending:  If you’re overly concerned about what others will think, don’t try your hand on twitter. Seriously, don't. Apparently, what is considered offensive for @ony3sormi may not be offensive to @youdeymad. Sense of humour also differs from one follower to another like the cedi differs from the dollar. If you get someone offended, that should be none of your business (*insert the Kermit emojis here*).



2. Thou must worry about being offended: ( I know right, aint that some shit? I asked myself that when I saw this commandment contradict the preceding one, but who am I to question them? Im only a messenger. ) Jack explained you shouldnt allow anyone to steal your joy at all, whatsoever, whether he/she is the cool kid or the timeline's bitc....sorry,the timeline's favourite girl. There are ways to go about this, its either you block the person or take your stance and fight that bitch nigga like the real nigga that you are. If you decide to fight, dont come at your opponent as weak as Ayittey Powers in the Bukom-Ayittey bout that happened recently. Be a good person and give your followers what they want to see. Side note: Any one who starts a fight and flees should be reported as spam and blocked accordingly.



3. Thou shall respect the discussion at hand at any given time.   This commandment is quiet/quite(this shit confuses me all the time :( ) self-explanatory. This goes out to you guys who decide to talk about football as late as 12am when the rest of the TL is discussing ass-eating, cheating , orgasms or some shit like that. If you have nothing to add to the discussion, you can decide to note down some points like the  good student that you pretend to be or just retweet and move on. Ladies on the other hand are allowed to grace the timelines with selfies or if possible(which is hardly the case) drop some nudes for the wolves on the TL. They would be considered as distractions from a regular or boring discussion,  sometimes shit like that needs to happen to remind these niggas that they are wasting their time on unnecessary arguments when they are nice hunnies to thirst after.



4. Thou shall not steal tweets.  Jack is just trynna remind yall that stealing in whatever form, be it virtually or physically is not right and not accepted. If a tweet is so good that you think your followers should see it, use the retweet button,after all that's why the fucking retweet button is there.  Better still, if you look beyond all this and decide to copy the dope tweet, at least do some editing and clean the damn "" from the tweet. Remember,if it must be done, it must be done well. 

5. Thou shall not force followbacks on people. This commandment doesn't downplay you asking for a followback, on the other hand, you don't enter someone's @ demanding for a follow back like he/she owes you one. No, you dont. Follow backs come naturally, some cool kids are so self-conscious that in other to follow you they might have to unfollow somebody and you know that could be depressing at times. If you're nt getting the followback that you want yet you enjoy the person's tweets, unfollowing the person may look like you are being petty but hey, its your fucking twitter, unfollow that not-gonna-follow-you-for-shit motherfucker, you can always see his/her tweets whenever you want anyway.That will seemingly mean you are a stalker but then again, who isn't a stalker in a point in this life?C'est la vie my nigga



6. Thou shall tweet whatever the fuck you want: unless of course you are on twitter for that "RT for RT or RT for followers" shit. What do you think twitter is? A charity dinner? A quid pro quo? Hell no.   All forms of other insanity are allowed, but not to that extent.  In addition, leave those facebook llfestyles at where they belong. Twitter is  a gated community, get the fuck out of my property, you facebooker.



That's all for now people. I hope y'all don't force me to break this tablet just so I can go get another set of commandments like Moses did. Obey these commandments and you shall enjoy eternal twitter life.

Catch you on the flip side of life, bye. And oh, you're welcome. :)

                                                                                                                    -  @Phreyboi.

NEWS @ 140s.

*GBC NEWS MUSIC THEMES PLAYING*

Lily: Before I start, Frey can you explain why the hell your producer chose to play that theme? It sounds like a music theme to welcome freed slaves...

Lily: Hello mister! With the love of God, would you stop staring at my boobs and let us read the news please?

Frey:*clears throat * Good day Ladies & gentlemen, you're welcome to the first edition of News @ 140s. My name is my name.

Lily: Hmm and I'm Lily but y'all can choose to call me L..

Frey: So to the news! The..

Lily: And you really had to cut me in isn't it?

Frey: I'm sorry, but you were going off the script....Now back to what I was reading,  our dear twitter people are really worried about the falling cedi, you can really see the pain in those tweets. sweet coated with emojis and memes.

Lily: Ah! But hasn't the cedi fallen already?

Frey: Like it’s in love...

Lily: *smh*

Frey: Self-employed economists and analysts claim the rate at which this is going is alarming and that the general public should expect instability of prices this year if nothing is done about the issue..

Lily: ..Like that wasn't the case already...

Frey: Young woman, I want to read the news in peace and stay alive after okay?.....Nobody has actually been able to determine the immediate cause(s). We're hoping the President & his team...Wait! Who are we deceiving here? Next story please.

Lily: Haha! You are crazy!...Well with me here, twitterghana.com and the use of the word pap with the tensions it comes with..

Frey: What does pap even mean?

Lily: Nice/Pretty/Hot/Beautiful etc. You can suit yourself with other similar adjectives.

Frey: So do I pap?

Lily: See who is going off script now?......There have been various banters and even fights about this matter. Recently, there was an incident where a girl went H.A.M in a guy's mentions offensively, cos the guy had the "audacity" to say she doesn't pap

Frey:  Eish! It’s very deep, but my question is, was the guy actually right or wrong?

Lily: Hmm, that, I can’t answer sir.

Frey: *nods* Indirectly, I have my answer, thank you.

Lily:  Ugh!. Anyway, other tweeps stay raising standards on twitter. Saying you are NOT allowed to call someone ugly or share your opinions or comments on sensitive and everyday matters if you're ugly yourself & your dad has less than three cars.

Frey: Oh wow!

Lily: Leaving me to wonder why you haven't even deactivated your account...

Frey:  Excuse me?,...what the hell are you implying?

Lily:  Urm..Ladies & gentlemen,we'll take a brief commercial break and get back at you guys. Stay tuned.

Frey: You're welcome back Ladies & gentlemen, In other not so important news...

Lily: Hey! Every news is important here okay? You really think Im in new shoes and seated here just to waste my time?

Frey: Sorry boo. I take my wo...

Lily: And keep it official crying out loud!,  Address me by my name or Miss.

Frey: Sorry baby, alright. Nice shoes by the way...

Lily: *sigh*  I'm surprised I'll have to read these news with you all the time...

Frey:  Back to the story...The female boss rapper, voice of the feminine world, face and body of barbies worldwide has released a new hot song titled "Looking Ass Niggas" which turns to interest most girls on twitter now. The song carries messages to each & every real nigga out there and specially dedicated to the realest nigga alive, Gucci Mane..

Lily:  Isn't it that guy who types like he's at war with autocorrect?

Frey:  Pretty much..In the song, all sorts of guys are described, ranging from guys who share the same bottle in night clubds to guys who run their mouth everywhere like its a marathon.

Lily:  Gooooo Nickyyy Nickyy!! Call 'em out...Tell 'em!

Frey:  Shhh. The song however, has been taken lightly by most guys but the only problem the guys have is the way twitter girls are kind of "abusing" the lyrics...

Lily:  Salty salty niggas! We take lightly to your football tweets everyday but just this and you guys can't take it? We can't enjoy twitter too..?

Frey:  You win, I'm not ready to have an argument on equality...

Lily:  Talk of football; I have here the story of Bukom Banku & Ayitey Powers who are ready to fight...

Frey:  But urm, how is that related to football?

Lily:  Isn't it all sports?..

Frey:  *sigh* Read on..

Lily:   ...Bukom Banku & Ayitey Powers are ready to box it out in the Accra Sports Stadium on the 26th day of April. The bout promises to be a good one because both have been on each other's throat for months and its Bukom Banku who happens to take his nemesis Ayitey Powers lightly, labelling him a "small boy" and what not’s...

Frey: Now thats something to wait for...

Lily:  Yeah right, I’m even sleepy already, I don’t understand how you guys enjoy sports this much..

Frey:  It’s not our fault shopping & nail filing isn’t a sport. Sorry, but we're not sorry.

Lily: Just read what you have and lets finish this, our viewers have messages to reply and movie series to watch...

Frey:  Well  I think that’s all we have for today then. We hope we were able to deliver as expected of us. Catch us next time right here, have a good day ladies and gentlemen. Reporting live from an undisclosed place, its your boyyyy Frey!

Lily: Really? "It’s your boy" you want to be Wizkid so bad now?..

Frey: No, I’m actually a song away from being greater than he is..

Lily: Again, my name is Lily. Thanks for having us. Nice day.

Frey: What she said........

                                      

                                            * A @Phreyboi 's production*