Late Nights

Late night, I being that one knight , something might  just not turn out right

I know right, that did rhyme well didn't it?.

Its at late nights, that my spirits decide to come alive, they come around to share a drink or two in my head and give me million ideas that I didn't ask for.
Its during late nights, that all my goals seem crystal clear. Especially after 2 A.M

Like this very night, while my friends and family are probably cruising in dreamland and worrying not about what the new day has for them, I am up late, again for the umpteenth time, absolutely doing NOTHING. Okay maybe, I am listening to music and probably trying to finish the 50+ books I've promised myself to finish before the year ends. Yeah, wish me luck, Ill need all of it.

When you reflect on sleeping for  a bit, from nowhere a part of you resents the idea of you going to sleep because there's something else you could be doing or you just might get lucky. 

Late nights, where snacks turn up in their best. Ever noticed that the slice of bread and nutella tastes so much better after 12 am? Yeah? Even that drink you won't drink during the day tastes so good that you want to save some for later.

Late nights, where you exhibit your ninja traits. You move in silence  like the K in knife, from your room to the hall , to the kitchen and back. You leave the kitchen leaving no fingerprints or evidence that you were even there, in fact you operate so perfectly you wonder why you aren't robbing your next-door neighbor

Late nights, where the urge of scrolling one more time on your twitter, Snapchat , Facebook or some other app created by the devil to keep us awake.

Late nights at school isn't what you'll want but will have to appreciate because hey, those books are not going to walk up to the exam hall and write those papers for you. Somebody has to flip 748900498837590048993 pages before 9 AM. Most often than not, you regret it but you know very well you can't sleep peacefully without that little voice in your head shouting you don't know shit!

Sometimes I wonder how not being awake during late nights be like , but then again late nights probably the best time for "me time". Time where you and your little voices can hold a conference and decide how much more you are gonna fuck your life up or not.

But late nights are the times, all the nicest things in the world happen. So basically, you are winning you sick nocturnal.

RE POST: An Open Letter to the People in Charge

An Open Letter to the People in Charge http://you-monsters-are-people.com/2013/10/10/an-open-letter-to-the-people-in-charge/

FIVE BOOKS YOU MUST READ( IF YOU HAVEN'T YET ) NEXT MONTH.

Hello there. Do you get the urge to read more books but always find yourself doing something else? Do you start a book and find it difficult to always finish? Well, your are not the only person facing such issues. In this modern world, a lot of reading is rather preferred on the internet than with books. The internet is seemingly attractive and we've got to even hand it to twitter, its such a great reading material. 

I decided to write this post to suggest five books you should engage yourself into just incase you've decided to rekindle your book-reading flame. Have a good read!.

Sidenote: If you really want to get the eBooks for the list below, you can reach me on my twitter and with your details, Ill send them to you for free. 

1. Catch-22   

 

This one right here is a classic. One of the funniest books you can get your hand depending on how good your sense of humour is. 

2. Orange is the new black.

You probably have started watching its show already but take my word for it, you'll love this book just as much or even more. This one here is for those of you who love suspense filled with a lot of drama. Well if you're gay too, you'll love the characters. 

3. Secrets of the Alpha Man 

Well this book's cover is self-explanatory. It does look like its just for men, but trust me ladies, you have to like this one too.( Forget the rest of the title lol). And of course, you guys will love this one.

4. Seduction And Snacks

Yeah this is another funny book. You romance lovers will enjoy this one too.

5. By The Rivers Of Babylon

This book is one of the best books I've read recently. Mad thriller and suspense. You'll keep flipping pages and won't put this one down for a while. 

Well that's all for now. Remember, if you want to have the eBooks, you can reach me on my twitter. @Phreyboi. 

Thanks for reading.  Enjoy. 

THE SIX TWITTER COMMANDMENTS

                                       
                               
Hey everybody!. Some of y'all may be wondering how I got to be the Moses and not you but I don't blame you, right now,it sucks to be you.
So as it stands, your constant prayers seeking answers to how to live your twitter life and flourish have been heard finally by Jack Dorsey. (If you don't know who he is, you can quit reading at this point and delete your twitter, because how the hell don't you know the provider of your twitter life? You ungrateful being!)
He chose me amidst you all because let's be serious here, none of you can put your phone down and climb Mt.Sinner (pun maybe intended)  for this tablet (no you idiot, its not like any of your regular gadgets or sex pills).
Lets cut the chase, these are  the commandments you should abide by if you want to have eternal life in Twitven;

1. Thou shall NOT worry about offending:  If you’re overly concerned about what others will think, don’t try your hand on twitter. Seriously, don't. Apparently, what is considered offensive for @ony3sormi may not be offensive to @youdeymad. Sense of humour also differs from one follower to another like the cedi differs from the dollar. If you get someone offended, that should be none of your business (*insert the Kermit emojis here*).



2. Thou must worry about being offended: ( I know right, aint that some shit? I asked myself that when I saw this commandment contradict the preceding one, but who am I to question them? Im only a messenger. ) Jack explained you shouldnt allow anyone to steal your joy at all, whatsoever, whether he/she is the cool kid or the timeline's bitc....sorry,the timeline's favourite girl. There are ways to go about this, its either you block the person or take your stance and fight that bitch nigga like the real nigga that you are. If you decide to fight, dont come at your opponent as weak as Ayittey Powers in the Bukom-Ayittey bout that happened recently. Be a good person and give your followers what they want to see. Side note: Any one who starts a fight and flees should be reported as spam and blocked accordingly.



3. Thou shall respect the discussion at hand at any given time.   This commandment is quiet/quite(this shit confuses me all the time :( ) self-explanatory. This goes out to you guys who decide to talk about football as late as 12am when the rest of the TL is discussing ass-eating, cheating , orgasms or some shit like that. If you have nothing to add to the discussion, you can decide to note down some points like the  good student that you pretend to be or just retweet and move on. Ladies on the other hand are allowed to grace the timelines with selfies or if possible(which is hardly the case) drop some nudes for the wolves on the TL. They would be considered as distractions from a regular or boring discussion,  sometimes shit like that needs to happen to remind these niggas that they are wasting their time on unnecessary arguments when they are nice hunnies to thirst after.



4. Thou shall not steal tweets.  Jack is just trynna remind yall that stealing in whatever form, be it virtually or physically is not right and not accepted. If a tweet is so good that you think your followers should see it, use the retweet button,after all that's why the fucking retweet button is there.  Better still, if you look beyond all this and decide to copy the dope tweet, at least do some editing and clean the damn "" from the tweet. Remember,if it must be done, it must be done well. 

5. Thou shall not force followbacks on people. This commandment doesn't downplay you asking for a followback, on the other hand, you don't enter someone's @ demanding for a follow back like he/she owes you one. No, you dont. Follow backs come naturally, some cool kids are so self-conscious that in other to follow you they might have to unfollow somebody and you know that could be depressing at times. If you're nt getting the followback that you want yet you enjoy the person's tweets, unfollowing the person may look like you are being petty but hey, its your fucking twitter, unfollow that not-gonna-follow-you-for-shit motherfucker, you can always see his/her tweets whenever you want anyway.That will seemingly mean you are a stalker but then again, who isn't a stalker in a point in this life?C'est la vie my nigga



6. Thou shall tweet whatever the fuck you want: unless of course you are on twitter for that "RT for RT or RT for followers" shit. What do you think twitter is? A charity dinner? A quid pro quo? Hell no.   All forms of other insanity are allowed, but not to that extent.  In addition, leave those facebook llfestyles at where they belong. Twitter is  a gated community, get the fuck out of my property, you facebooker.



That's all for now people. I hope y'all don't force me to break this tablet just so I can go get another set of commandments like Moses did. Obey these commandments and you shall enjoy eternal twitter life.

Catch you on the flip side of life, bye. And oh, you're welcome. :)

                                                                                                                    -  @Phreyboi.