*GBC NEWS MUSIC THEMES PLAYING*
Lily: Before I start, Frey can you explain why the hell your producer chose
to play that theme? It sounds like a music theme to welcome freed slaves...
Lily: Hello mister! With the love of God, would you stop staring at my
boobs and let us read the news please?
Frey:*clears throat * Good day Ladies & gentlemen, you're
welcome to the first edition of News @ 140s. My name is my name.
Lily: Hmm and I'm Lily but y'all can choose to call me L..
Frey: So to the news! The..
Lily: And you really had to cut me in isn't it?
Frey: I'm sorry, but you were going off the script....Now back to what I
was reading, our dear twitter people are
really worried about the falling cedi, you can really see the pain in those
tweets. sweet coated with emojis and memes.
Lily: Ah! But hasn't the cedi fallen already?
Frey: Like it’s in love...
Lily: *smh*
Frey: Self-employed economists and analysts claim the rate at which this is
going is alarming and that the general public should expect instability of
prices this year if nothing is done about the issue..
Lily: ..Like that wasn't the case already...
Frey: Young woman, I want to read the news in peace and stay alive after
okay?.....Nobody has actually been able to determine the immediate cause(s).
We're hoping the President & his team...Wait! Who are we deceiving here?
Next story please.
Lily: Haha! You are crazy!...Well with me here, twitterghana.com and the
use of the word pap with the tensions it comes with..
Frey: What does pap even mean?
Lily: Nice/Pretty/Hot/Beautiful etc. You can suit yourself with other
similar adjectives.
Frey: So do I pap?
Lily: See who is going off script now?......There have been various banters
and even fights about this matter. Recently, there was an incident where a girl
went H.A.M in a guy's mentions offensively, cos the guy had the
"audacity" to say she doesn't pap
Frey: Eish! It’s very deep, but my
question is, was the guy actually right or wrong?
Lily: Hmm, that, I can’t answer sir.
Frey: *nods* Indirectly, I have my answer, thank you.
Lily: Ugh!. Anyway, other tweeps
stay raising standards on twitter. Saying you are NOT allowed to call someone
ugly or share your opinions or comments on sensitive and everyday matters if
you're ugly yourself & your dad has less than three cars.
Frey: Oh wow!
Lily: Leaving me to wonder why you haven't even deactivated your account...
Frey: Excuse me?,...what the hell
are you implying?
Lily: Urm..Ladies &
gentlemen,we'll take a brief commercial break and get back at you guys. Stay
tuned.
Frey: You're welcome back Ladies & gentlemen, In other not so important
news...
Lily: Hey! Every news is important here okay? You really think Im in new
shoes and seated here just to waste my time?
Frey: Sorry boo. I take my wo...
Lily: And keep it official crying out loud!, Address me by my name or Miss.
Frey: Sorry baby, alright. Nice shoes by the way...
Lily: *sigh* I'm surprised I'll have
to read these news with you all the time...
Frey: Back to the story...The female
boss rapper, voice of the feminine world, face and body of barbies worldwide
has released a new hot song titled "Looking Ass Niggas" which turns
to interest most girls on twitter now. The song carries messages to each &
every real nigga out there and specially dedicated to the realest nigga alive,
Gucci Mane..
Lily: Isn't it that guy who types
like he's at war with autocorrect?
Frey: Pretty much..In the song, all
sorts of guys are described, ranging from guys who share the same bottle in
night clubds to guys who run their mouth everywhere like its a marathon.
Lily: Gooooo Nickyyy Nickyy!! Call
'em out...Tell 'em!
Frey: Shhh. The song however, has
been taken lightly by most guys but the only problem the guys have is the way
twitter girls are kind of "abusing" the lyrics...
Lily: Salty salty niggas! We take
lightly to your football tweets everyday but just this and you guys can't take
it? We can't enjoy twitter too..?
Frey: You win, I'm not ready to have
an argument on equality...
Lily: Talk of football; I have here
the story of Bukom Banku & Ayitey Powers who are ready to fight...
Frey: But urm, how is that related
to football?
Lily: Isn't it all sports?..
Frey: *sigh* Read on..
Lily: ...Bukom Banku & Ayitey
Powers are ready to box it out in the Accra Sports Stadium on the 26th day of
April. The bout promises to be a good one because both have been on each
other's throat for months and its Bukom Banku who happens to take his nemesis
Ayitey Powers lightly, labelling him a "small boy" and what not’s...
Frey: Now thats something to wait for...
Lily: Yeah right, I’m even sleepy
already, I don’t understand how you guys enjoy sports this much..
Frey: It’s not our fault shopping
& nail filing isn’t a sport. Sorry, but we're not sorry.
Lily: Just read what you have and lets finish this, our viewers have
messages to reply and movie series to watch...
Frey: Well I think that’s all we have for today then. We
hope we were able to deliver as expected of us. Catch us next time right here,
have a good day ladies and gentlemen. Reporting live from an undisclosed place,
its your boyyyy Frey!
Lily: Really? "It’s your boy" you want to be Wizkid so bad now?..
Frey: No, I’m actually a song away from being greater than he is..
Lily: Again, my name is Lily. Thanks for having us. Nice day.
Frey: What she said........
* A @Phreyboi 's production*
